What an idiot!
Ambulance officer Justin Lowcay feared he had lost his eye after he was bitten by a pitbull as he went to assist at a car crash ... now if he had been equally dealt to by a shocked, anxiety driven mongrel (i.e. a patched one), I am sure he would have had plenty to say.
But sometimes it is appropriate that 'old dogs' should bite.
What a Hyde.
Peters bites after 'tired old drunk' taunt ...

& if hirsuitism is indicative of testosterone levels, (& if you look closely you may espy the fluff, lanugo)Hide bows out ... what an Act.
