Gored.

Gore the least gay town in New Zealand.
Once lampooned as the gay capital of New Zealand, is officially one of the least homosexual towns in New Zealand.
Census results have revealed that there are just three gay couples living together in the South Island town, all lesbians.
Too cold for gaiety and since homosexuality has metamorphosed in to a male only exercise - none of that either - only three lesbian couples. My how the census can leave one so exposed, so alone.
But really I think the allusion was always entirely metaphorical, Gore being a playground a 'bit up from the bottom.' A legend untouched by census figures.