Who shot Santa? The jolly fella in the big red suit apparently took a bullet this week in a drive-by shooting.
Jo Bridgman, owner of the I Love Christmas shop, arrived at her central Christchurch shop to discover not only did her window have a bullet hole through it – but so did Santa. His porcelain face has been shattered
She had no idea who the mysterious assassin was. But she did wonder whether "it's someone with a deep-seated issue who didn't get what they wanted last Christmas." Or it could just be someone with a deep seated issue ... mind you, this chappy would scare the daylights out of anybody.
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