Thursday, November 22, 2007

No-meat Mills runs foul of NZ




Heather Mills, the estranged wife of Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, has infuriated Agriculture Minister Jim Anderton by slating people who eat meat and dairy products in a billboard campaign to reduce global warming.
"The woman's probably off the planet," Anderton said. "I don't think she's got any scientific credibility at all."
"I'm more scientific than you ," said Jim, " and I am from planet earth, and anybody who thinks different I will 'gore-bull' up," he theatrically monotoned with an organic chuckle...

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